100 Classic Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle

A collection of 100 timeless dad jokes guaranteed to bring a mix of groans and laughter, perfect for any occasion.

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Here are 100 classic dad jokes for you:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
4. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
10. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
11. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
12. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.